the junk truck

Before I go on to talk about my weekend, I would like to talk about a topic that's very near and dear to my heart: the junk truck.

Some may know if for its incessant clanking which bombinates when nearby and some may know it purely for its asthetic qualities, but this neighborhood faux pas has been the subject of much chatter. It came to my attention this week when the DSA asked me, no, wait, dared me to extricate a dolphin from the varigated assortment. I declined.

If you see the junk truck, you should NOT panic. Contact the Suspicious Activity Hotline and the DSA will get right on it. The junk truck can be identified by the following characteristics and words of the day:

bombinate \BOM-buh-nayt\, intransitive verb:
To buzz; to hum; to drone.
Cries of terror bombinate about the junk trunk.

extricate \EK-struh-kayt\, transitive verb:
To free or release from a difficulty or entanglement; to get free; to disengage.
Many furry friends will not be extricated from the junk truck.

variegated \VAIR-ee-uh-gay-tid\, adjective:
1. Having marks or patches of different colors; as, "variegated leaves or flowers."
2. Varied; distinguished or characterized by variety; diversified
We spotted varigated assorments on the junk truck.

fulsome \FUL-sum\, adjective:
1. Offensive to the taste or sensibilities.
2. Insincere or excessively lavish; especially, offensive from excess of praise.
Junk trunk = fulsome.

virtu \vuhr-TOO; vir-\, noun:
1. love of or taste for fine objects of art.
2. Productions of art (especially fine antiques).
3. Artistic quality.
The junk truck speaks to the taste and virtu of it's owners.